Answerphone. ...Answerforge.

Oh, blimey… okay.

Forge channel 0120658, Detective Inspector G. Lestrade. Maybe that position existed here before, maybe it didn't, but I can promise you, it does now. So leave a number. 'm here to help.

How's my driving?

Which side of the road, here…?

Permissions

out of character

Backtagging/Late tags: Yep!
Threadhopping/Threadjacking: Yep!
Fourthwalling/Canon-puncturing: Aw, sure, go ahead. He'll just go, "Eh?"
Offensive subjects: Try me. I never mind being asked, and probably don't mind just going for it either.

in character - mine

Hugging/Kissing/Flirting with this character: Definitely. ;-) This ain't 1880s Lestrade…
Punching this character: Totally. 'Course he will try to punch back.
Fighting with this character: I think so, yes ;-)
Torturing/Injuring this character: Let's talk it through, but I suspect so!
Killing this character: See above! I wonder how he'd handle being brought back from the dead… why do I have the feeling he'd manage to adjust…

in character - yours

Anything else? We-ell, without going too far outside canon, while he's no Sherlock Holmes, Lestrade is still a detective, and probably has some observational and deductive ability. (Shush, Sherlock.) Anything about you he can/should pick up on? (Again, not superhuman in this, but does have a bit of training.) I'll ask permissions as we go if it should arise! He may also have a tendency, once he sticks his teeth in something, to keep hold of it like a bulldog. If your character, or a situation they're in, is poised to become such a bone... is that okay? Is that wanted? Let me know!